A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images
GEORGE SANDS

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go
MARK TWAIN

If you forget a line all you have to do is stick the cigar in your mouth and puff on it until you can think of what you’ve forgotten
GROUCHO MARX

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz
BILL COSBY

A good Havana is one of the best pleasures that I know
SOMERSET MAUGHAN

To smoke is human, to smoke cigars is divine
ANON

Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams
VICTOR HUGO

And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
RUDYARD KIPLING

I don’t drink, I do not smoke. I sleep a great deal. That is why I am in one hundred percent form
GENERAL MONTGOMERY

I drink a great deal, I sleep little and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two hundred percent form
WINSTON CHURCHILL